If you ever need to hide something, try Allentown. Back in Revolutionary War times, the town was used to hide the Liberty Bell from the attacking British. Rumor has it that the citizens of the town slapped a mustache on the bell and treated it as just another farmer — the British never knew.
If we ever needed to hide something, we’d probably bury it under someone’s septic tank. Not that we’ve ever done that…
Allentown, PA 18101