Hershey

If you haven’t heard of Hershey, PA, congrats — it’s unlikely you have an unhealthy love of chocolate. For the rest of us, bow down: Mr. Milton S. Hershey himself got his start here and to this day is the one to thank every time you feel sick after too much Halloween candy.

We love most holidays, including Halloween! We’ve also been petitioning the local government to create “National Sewage Day.” Oddly enough, it’s been an uphill battle.